Friday, October 3, 2008



"The problem with pet lynx is that they're really cute as babies, but then they get big. People don't know what to do with them after they grow up. You can't release them. You can't flush them. One day you wake up and there's an angry lynx in your kitchen, swatting at you and growling, There's nothing you can do about it because it's his kitchen now."

That angry lynx better not get into my potato chips. He thinks I'm made of money. Get a fucking job and get your own kitchen.

1 comment:

Jennifer Juniper said...

That is the weirdest noise I've ever heard come from an animal. ::shudder::